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In every fangirl’s life where she’s got to stand tall and lift her chin up and say:
“You know? I’ve written slash fic, I’ve written rps. I’ve written rimming and bloodplay. I’ve written mpreg, god damn it! I have written a fic on adult erotic nursing.
And I’m not ashamed of any of it.”

“Pervert and Proud, brothers and sisters! Pervert and Proud!”

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Other parts can be found here: prologue (of sorts) : Chapter 1 : Chapter 2 : Chapter 3 : Chapter 4 : Chapter 5

( Chapter 6 - “It’s only dirty if you’re doing it right” )

Other parts can be found here: prologue (of sorts) : Chapter 1 : Chapter 2 : Chapter 3: Chapter 4
( Chapter 5 - Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. )

Chapter 4 - “I don’t delegate responsibility. I delegate blame”

Connor had to admit, he had a sneaking admiration for Lester’s ability to look that disgusted and sneering all the time. You had to give it to the man - he was consistent and he gave good bitch face.

He had managed to keep his best ‘I am just tolerating you’ one on throughout ( Read more... )

Of all the things James thought were going to be on his agenda today, he hadn’t expected this.

It had confused and disoriented him when he woke up in the room. He hadn’t thought he would be waking up at all after the situation he’d been in - handcuffed and shackled, trapped in a dungeon in the villain-of-the-week’s lair. The poisonous gas hissing ( Read more... )

Excuse of the Week

John knows he’s slow about these things sometimes - can’t see what’s right in front of him - but, honestly, Rodney.

The physicist had been in the middle of a long rant about how their team always seemed to get only the boring or the dangerous missions when he’s trailed off and, after staring into space blankly for a moment ( Read more... )

Well, I read all the Primeval Sanctuary fics and I thought 'What a brilliant idea!' (and I must remember to add it onto the Idiots Guide) and then... well, then I had an idea for a little Sanctuary ficlet of my own. A really evil idea.

Before anyone protests, let me assure you that I WAS going to spare you all, but mysteriousaliwz FORCED me to post ( Read more... )

 So this? *points to subject line* is schmoop. And CW-rps schmoop at that.

Title: A Fish Called Douche-bag

Author: oddegg

Rating: R

Pairing: Chris Kane/Chad Michael Murray

Word count: 3,578

Summary: Chad and Chris are married. They have 2 kids. There are problems with fish.

Disclaimer: Amazingly enough, this is not true. Though Chad really is nice to ( Read more... )

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